The 18 Funniest Quotes From 'Bridget Jones' Diary' That You Probably Forgot About

While it is impossible to ever overlook a line, for example, "I like you definitely — similarly as you seem to be" from Bridget Jones' Diary, it is conceivable that even super fans may not recollect each citation from Bridget Jones' Diary . I realize that sounds godless for some Bridget Jones fans who, such as myself, value knowing the film by heart. The primary film in the Bridget Jones arrangement turns 15 years of age on April 13, 2016 and in the course of recent years, I have had sufficient time to watch the motion picture again and again — and trust me, I have. However, 15 years additionally unfortunately implies that I have had abundant time to ignore or overlook probably the most silly lines from Bridget Jones' Diary.

With a section, three books, two motion pictures, and another film — Bridget Jones' Baby — in transit, Helen Fielding's bungling Bridget has won the hearts of numerous ladies who can identify with her jokes for more than two decades. What's more, Renée Zellweger's Bridget is similarly as adorable and quotable as she was the point at which she initially hit cinemas 15 years prior. Regardless of whether I discovered a larger number of issues with Zellweger's British articulation now than I backed in 2001, her discussing her base being "the size of Brazil" and — on the other side — her "truly little pants" still makes you love Bridget as much as you did in 2001.

The 18 Funniest Diary


Obviously, Bridget isn't the main clever and important character, so put in your Bridget Jones DVD or stream it on Netflix out of appreciation for the fifteenth commemoration. What's more, during your rewatch, pay special mind to these 18 crazy, however maybe overlooked, lines from Bridget Jones' Diary. My conciliatory sentiments ahead of time for exemplary lines that are absent from this rundown, however you and I both realize you couldn't have overlooked them since some of them are the main 30 motion picture statements within recent memory.

1. "Gracious, don't be senseless, Bridget. You'll never get a beau on the off chance that you seem as though you've meandered out of Auschwitz."

Maybe the most overlooked character (from a comedic point of view) is Bridget's mom Pam Jones, who has a talent for culpable individuals as she showed promptly in the film with this genuinely disagreeable Holocaust affront.

2. "More often than not I simply need to staple things to her head."

Ahhh, Perpetua. Haven't we as a whole needed to staple things to a collaborator's head in a kept working environment simply like Bridget?

3. "At that point I think a well-planned penis massage's presumably the best answer.

At the point when Bridget requests that how handle a work false paus with her supervisor Daniel, her companion Tom offers her the most legitimate guidance.

4. "Quiet down, if it' not too much trouble I am exceptionally occupied and significant."

Bridget's reaction to coy email trades with Daniel is an ideal method to quiet anybody in the working environment or in life by and large.

5. "To be completely forthright, dear, having youngsters isn't so great. Given my opportunity once more, I don't know I'd have any."

Obviously, Bridget's propensity for placing her foot in her mouth was a taken in conduct from her regularly cherishing mother.

6. "Do you have a beau? A genuine one?"

Jim Broadbent's skeptical articulation as he gets some information about her beau gets me without fail.

7. "She was alarmed. She's just barely had her ovaries done."

Poor Colin Jones chose to follow his girl's recommendation of being a tease during the (dropped) tarts and vicars party by giving his moves a shot Penny Husbands-Bosworth, just to get condemned by his alienated spouse.

8. "That is to say, I realize it's been unbalanced as ass, yet there's no compelling reason to leave."

After Bridget finds Daniel laying down with Lara, he ineffectively utilizes this line to persuade Bridget not to leave her place of employment as his right hand. "Ungainly as ass," without a doubt.

9. "Nothing can occupy me from my commitment to the quest for truth. Well — nothing. Right. I'll simply fly to the shop rapidly for some ciggies."

Because Bridget found a new line of work as a TV character doesn't mean she isn't the regular old Bridget.

10. "Where the f*ck is the f*cking fish?"

Maybe my preferred line of the whole motion picture. Ideal for worried cooking circumstances or when you don't have anything in the ice chest.

11. "Christ, is that blue soup?

Daniel says this while attempting to prevail upon Bridget (once more), however naturally he got somewhat diverted by her birthday supper feast.

12. "Well speedy! It's a genuine battle!"

Tom is loaded with sheer bliss at seeing Daniel and Mark fighting in the road and doesn't comprehend why not every person in the eatery doesn't feel a similar degree of energy.

13. "December 25, weight 140 pounds in addition to 42 mince pies. Liquor units, gracious, thousands. BUGGER OFF!"

I'm going to state that the a huge number of liquor units may have had something to do with Bridget yelling at the Christmas vocalists.

14. "The thing is ... indeed, close up, he was practically purple."

Pam at last understood the blunder of her ways with dating the "tangerine-tinted" Julian.

15. "Indeed, better scramble. I have another gathering to go to. It's single individuals … for the most part poofs. Bye!"

Bridget consistently realizes how to make a persuasive exit.

16. "I can't trust you said what you said you said."

Jude saying this to Bridget is comparable to the Friends line, "They don't have a clue about that we realize they realize we know."

17. "Visa, Bridget. Also, pants."

One of the uncommon lines that Shazza says that doesn't contain "f*ck." I wish I had her around when I was pressing for global travel.

18. "I simply needed to know whether you were accessible for Jewish rights of passage and christenings, just as ruby weddings. Astounding discourse."

Did you contemplate Mark Darcy?!? Obviously not! In spite of the fact that his character isn't known for his clever repartee constantly, he ridiculed Bridget before giving her one of the untouched best kisses in film history.

Presently rewatch Bridget Jones' Diary in the entirety of its brilliance for its 15-year commemoration and always remember these statements once more.

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